just in case you thought YOU were the grossest... here i come to usurp your throne

6:15 this morning, i awoke to the lovely sensation of BLOOD STREAMING OUT OF MY NOSE.

i sat up, pinched my nose until it stopped, and promptly... lay right back down to go back to sleep.

at like noon, i shambled out of my room to go to the bathroom and my mom was like WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE YO

and i was like... nosebleed moms.

the best part was the red stripe running from my nose in a horizontal line to my hairline / ear area.

all in all, the grossest way i've ever woken up.

caitlyn.